1) I always have these dreams that I have an awesome singing voice(when in reality.. you should really hear my voice)and probably these are all due to my addiction to Glee. In fact, I hope my LIFE is like Glee, where you can just sing and dance at the spur of the moment. Of course, if I were to do this, funny stares from passers-by isn't what I'm worried about - I'm more worried bout being STOMP-ed or YouTube-d with a title, 'Glee Addict Causes Noise Pollution' or 'Can Someone Please Mute This Tone Deaf Bitch'. Yes, I am extremely envious of people who can sing so fucking well(damn you, Glee casts) and which made me HATE going to KTV with my friends.
2) I was known as 'secretive', 'closeted', 'expressionless', etc you name it. I didn't know bout this till I recently read my high school diary, which me and my high school best friends shared - a book where we exchanged views of each other. of course, it didn't turn out well and I've concluded that diary should only be written and read by the author. Someone whom I used to be with said that, "although we've been together for more than 6 months, I don't think I've ever known you". Bull crap. If anyone says that to you, it's a total bullshit. It's not that I am being a closed book or always pretending to be someone else - I just don't like to be fully open, even with the people whom I care. Cos I know, a mystery has more excitement to be unfold than a pair of spread open legs.
3) I curse a lot - to a point that I find that it became part of my vocabulary. It can be in English, Malay, Hokkien, Cantonese but I think again, who made the word 'fuck' or 'tiu' as vulgarity? I don't think I am COOL or hip if I use a lot of vulgarities in my speech - as the matter of fact, these are the real speech printed in my mind before I speak. So yeah, I speak my mind and my mind has one helluva dirty mouth. Honestly, that is one thing that some people might find me very crude but that is something I can't(and will never plan to) change. so suck it.
4) I am extremely random. Sometimes when a group of friends are talking about a topic, I'll laugh to myself(if its a joke) and interrupt, "Eh eh, sorry guys but this just suddenly pop in my mind.. Fucking funny.. *breathless laughs for a good one minute and they will end up asking me to tell them later after I catch my breath again*". Apart from being randomly unfunny, I'll talk about something sentimental or deep - whom I'd like to name her, Sen-chi-tive. Once again guys, I'll be ignored as always and I'm sure Chia and Ili would agree with me, seeing how many times they've been ignoring me whenever 3 of us are talking. Fuckas.
5) Hate to admit to this but I hate picking on sides. Unless its between George Clooney and Richard Gere. God, even for THAT, I'll need Einstein to help me. Well, blame it on my Saint Benefit-of-Doubt-Giver and Pope Put-Yourself-In-Their-Shoes. Sometimes it gets even tougher if the two important persons in your life are against each other, and you trying to drill the reasoning behind their actions into their brains, backfired they'll scream, "You are supposed to be on MY side". Hey, if you both are reading this, please. There is no sides in a circle - circle of trust(Jack Brynes).
6) I have no fears for death, heights, spiders, speed, but I'll shake like a little bunny if anything with wings, like birds, flaps anywhere near me. Don't ask me why. Even butterfly scares me sometimes.
7) I love Chinese songs and I don't fucking understand them. My unhelpful friends always tell me, "it's very hard to translate. Cos the meaning of the song will be much less meaningful if it's translated to English". You selfish creeps. I HATE JIU. Thank God for Google's "Translate this page" button. It is less accurate but at least I sort of know what the song is about. As usual. Girl-boy-relationship-gone-bad, secret-crush-died-without-the-girl-knowing, star-crossed-lovers. Probably it is the same way we are looking at new English songs; you-have-my-child, booze-guns-gangs-money-tities, girl-grows-stronger-after-finding-out-her-man-cheated-on-her.
8) Though I don't have an awesome singing voice, I'd like to proudly declare(LIKE A BOSS) that I have awesome sense of directions but I suck in remembering the streets' names. I can only remember the stores and other landmarks but never the names of the streets. Only discovered this when I was walking around in London, looking for a particular place and I couldn't tell the guy the street's name, "I recall there is a HUGE ass Boots store there". I can sensed the guy just iron stamped 'IDIOT' on my forehead. True story.
9) I call my big human bolster, Daniel(Henney) - I guess those who came to my house before and saw it might have known. No I don't hump it.
10) Cats to dogs. They've got style. Full stop.
11) I am not a selective listener but I have a selective memory. For instance, I will listen when a person pours his/her heart out and I will be very empathetic. I will remember the whole story until a certain expiry date, and so happen if I bump into that person after the due date, I'll ask how's your cat doing? - when the actual story is about her dog. I am so sorry guys but hey, I can be a very good secret keeper cos I will forget it within a week(just pray I don't go on CNN during that period of time).
12) My friends think I'm weird cos I read self-help books like 'How to Talk to Anyone'. WELL I DO HAVE PROBLEM TALKING TO PEOPLE. COS THEY DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
13) I feel uncomfortable if I am standing next to people shorter than me. That's for being in an industry where 90% of my flying colleagues are taller than me and people always seem to be questioning bout my height. So being next to someone shorter, seems new to me.
14) Secretly, I don't think Michael Jackson is dead(or don't want to believe that). I STILL LOVE YOU MJ.
15) Even back in high school days, I always have one motto - everything has an answer, and if you know it, you'll know it. if you don't, no point staring at the paper hoping for miracle to shine on it with gold written answers. just do what you know and walk away. my friends would just curse at me, "CB, the exam only started 30 minutes ago!" Just like how I applied it to my life, do what you know and walk away - whether it is gonna be a good or bad result, just thank your lucky stars, that you know the answer then.
there is more to list bout me but I can only come up with so much. random of me huh, and such full of crap to come up with such post? well, refer back to Number 4.
* to be accepted is to accept yourself first. but the world can go fuck themselves *
1 more crap(s):
16)you crap too much darl.time to talk to me!
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